Maynay

A Maynay is a rare type of grandmother. Only available in rare mystery packs. She known to spoil tiny humans. A Maynay is a collector of all things.

“Oh look at that rare Maynay in her natural habitat” (standing at TJMAXX)

by President of Google July 15, 2022

Good stuff, Maynard!

Originally used in "The Many Lives of Dobie Gillis" a sit-com that ran from 1959 to 1963. The main character, Dobie Gillis, used it when talking with Maynard G. Krebs. Krebs was played by Bob Denver, who later became known as Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. The line was later used in a Malt-O Meal commercial.

"Hey, look how he fixed that! That's good stuff, Maynard!"

by Aggie80 July 12, 2017

Maynard, Yeah!

An expression one would use when exited or after compulsively shitting thou pants.

Or used by an individual who has a rail to use.

Won won: I just killed your dog.
Roonie: Maynard, Yeah! I never liked hemart anyways!!!

by Jimothy Adams November 12, 2020

Maymay

An either ironic or extremely wrong pronunciation of "meme" depending on the context, in similar fashion to the "frageelay" gag in A Christmas Story. Suggests (1.) obliviousness to Internet culture or a bad attempt to fit in. In its more common (2.) ironic usage, it's used to mock mainstream Internet culture, proliferation and exhaustion of memes, and other bad parts of the state of modern memes.

1. A: Look at my nice maymay, there's Doge and Dat Boi in it!
B: Stop trying to fit in with the Internet, you're the CEO of Delta Airlines FFS.

2. Nice maymay m8! (actually it's overused and dated, kys)
alt. 2. Look at this newfag and his beloved maymays. He's not even close to an acceptable memer.

by Egg F1337 January 6, 2017

jack maynard

Jack Maynard is a British YouTuber with a large subscription of people that vary in age,race, culture and ethnicity. Jack Maynard is very attractive to his fans. He has two siblings a younger sister Anna Maynard and a older brother Conor Maynard (who is a singer with a great voice).

'did you see Jack Maynard's new video it's very good and he is soo cute! '

'yes I didn't even know that he has a older brother who is a singer '

by Liv does fitness December 28, 2016

Maygay

Just as how mayday is a distress call in voice-procedure radio communications, maygay refers to the emergency of when a gay dude DM’s you.

Example #1:
Oracio: So you talking to any bitches after you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut?
Me: Maygay maygay! No bitches on my dick, only guys.

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Example #2:
*messaging friend on Instagram, then gets a DM notification*
Me: *takes and sends screenshot* Aw fuck maygay.
Friend: Damn

by Newerth December 14, 2018

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005