Maurytard

A corruption of the word Retard and the name of a television show host Maury Povich.

A person whom has appeared on the Maury Povich Show to recieve paternity test results for themselves.

This term can be used as an insult to describe someone who is loud, irresponsible, sexually indescriminate slutmanwhore stupid or uneducated.

Bitch betta find her babies daddy before she end up a Maurytard!

Maurytard by Offshore_Remains December 23, 2010

mau5tards 

A popular group on Facebook dedicated to deadmau5 fans. Includes regular updates as to deadmau5's activities, amusing posts from fans, links to videos of deadmau5 interviews and performances, and discussions on various deadmau5 controversies. By far the best deadmau5 fan group on Facebook, in my opinion.

I'm a proud member of mau5tards. It gives me all the information I could possibly want concerning my hero deadmau5!

mau5tards by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010

macoytard 

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.

He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin

macoytard by theragingmole November 29, 2021

Marvtard 

A person who enthusiastically loves the Marvel Cinematic Universe and is unable to accept any of its faults.

Person 1: "Do you know Billy actually liked Age of Ultron?"
Person 2: "He's such a Marvtard!"

Marvtard by Anonymous0016 February 14, 2017

marjtard 

Doing something or saying something superiorly retarded. An unintelligent individual.

Also someone that is a follower and can't think for themselves.

The marjtard bends over backwards to any corporate demand.

marjtard by Friendly_Frank August 2, 2008

Mau5tard

Noun: Mau5-tard 2 syllables - Def: One of the people in following of the hugely popularized electronic music personality Deadmau5. Similar to the Deadheads of the of the group The Grateful Dead, as they will follow Deadmau5 to the ends of the earth and are known for their incessant rambling conversations which always revolve around Deadmau5 videos, shows, merchandise, or lingering rumors about him that have been scattered amongst the community.

Dieselboy, Prodigy, Charles Feelgood, damn even Tiesto's playing at this rave, but almost everyone I talk to said they came to see Deadmau5. It's pretty obvious though they're all wearing crappy homemade versions of that stupid Mickey Mouse hat he wears, T-shirts, I even saw a Deadmau5 water bottle I mean these kids are hypnotized by him. Damn Mau5tards!

Mau5tard by chroncat101 August 6, 2010

Martard 

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

Martard by ArrickW May 28, 2009