Mathsturbate

To take pleasure in solving useless maths problems

Dude, Chris loves to mathsturbate!

by Chrismiths February 5, 2015

mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.

He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.

by RVLambo February 1, 2009