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Matheist 

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.
I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.
Matheist by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
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mathiest 

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.
Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.
mathiest by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

Mathistic 

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
Mathistic by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010
Mathist means you struggle to do maths and you know that you cannot do it!
"I'm mathist"
Teacher: Okay I'll try help you.
mathist by Yourfavouritelol December 4, 2021

maltheist 

Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".

Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).

Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
maltheist by thirical November 3, 2017

McAtheist 

1. A greedy, angst-ridden individual (usually Teenager) who hates religion but celebrates Christmas. This individual is usually not very bright and doesn't know it. His or her attempts at being bright result in repeated failure as his or her bright atheistic peers invalidate him or her. These peers whom are far less emotional and far more keen at critical thinking, are quick to repudiate the individual for lacking intellectual substance in argument or engaging in outright stupidity that has potential to reinforce negative stereotypes projected upon atheists by religionists.
Madeline is such a McAtheist if there ever was one. Her arguments are so inane that The Dean of Philosophy gets livid and tells her to just not comment to the visitors when asked about her philosophical positions since it makes decent rational atheists and skeptics look bad in front of those simple-minded religious folk touring the University.
McAtheist by MW29A April 27, 2007

metheist 

One who believes that he/she is a god, or the one true God.
Christianity sucks. To mock both Christians and atheists, I'm becoming a metheist.
metheist by Dancing is Forbidden April 22, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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