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mathiest 

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.
Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.
mathiest by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

Mathistic 

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
Mathistic by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010
Mathist means you struggle to do maths and you know that you cannot do it!
"I'm mathist"
Teacher: Okay I'll try help you.
mathist by Yourfavouritelol December 4, 2021

maltheist 

Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".

Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).

Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
maltheist by thirical November 3, 2017

McAtheist 

1. A greedy, angst-ridden individual (usually Teenager) who hates religion but celebrates Christmas. This individual is usually not very bright and doesn't know it. His or her attempts at being bright result in repeated failure as his or her bright atheistic peers invalidate him or her. These peers whom are far less emotional and far more keen at critical thinking, are quick to repudiate the individual for lacking intellectual substance in argument or engaging in outright stupidity that has potential to reinforce negative stereotypes projected upon atheists by religionists.
Madeline is such a McAtheist if there ever was one. Her arguments are so inane that The Dean of Philosophy gets livid and tells her to just not comment to the visitors when asked about her philosophical positions since it makes decent rational atheists and skeptics look bad in front of those simple-minded religious folk touring the University.
McAtheist by MW29A April 27, 2007

metheist 

One who believes that he/she is a god, or the one true God.
Christianity sucks. To mock both Christians and atheists, I'm becoming a metheist.
metheist by Dancing is Forbidden April 22, 2006
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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