One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Kelsey: Yo, Sam can you help me with this? Mr. Igloo assigned me one of Einstein’s Gravitational Equations and I don’t know where to start, it’s soo ridiculously hard!
Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!