mathist
mathist by Yourfavouritelol December 4, 2021
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Evan Mathis
One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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mathist • Mathistic • mathis • machista • mathism • Machist • mathisha • Mathsterbate • Mathsterbation • Methist
mathis miles
A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018
Machista
Mathster
Kelsey: Yo, Sam can you help me with this? Mr. Igloo assigned me one of Einstein’s Gravitational Equations and I don’t know where to start, it’s soo ridiculously hard!
Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
Mathster by SammieBe10 December 6, 2011
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MathisFun.com by DictionaryGuy5000 April 7, 2019
mattistics
when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011
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