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A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
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Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
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