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mathiest

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.
Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.
by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018
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mathieson

Wow that’s a real Mathieson
by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018
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Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.
I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
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Mathistic

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010
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Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.
Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019
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Mathies

An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff
by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
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Mapthiest

A person who doesn't believe in using maps to navigate. Usually male out of pride, or a maptard because they don't know how to read them
Joe won't use a map for his cross country trip. He's a mapthiest.
by NorwoodNative October 21, 2012
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