maltheist 

Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".

Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).

Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)

Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!

maltheist by thirical November 3, 2017

mehtheist 

one with no religious preference, and has no plans to get one. in short, they really don't care. they also don't care what religion you are.

So, you're Catholic. That's fine. I'm a mehtheist myself.

mehtheist by wpk914 October 31, 2010

maleist 

the believe that men should have the same rights as women.

I'm a maleist and I think its wrong that its ok to stereotype men to do certain jobs such as DIY whilst its wrong to stereotype women to do jobs such as cleaning or cooking

maleist by lbsf1 November 6, 2013

marxheist 

The act of being a Marxist who robs banks because they need money.

There's a 30-12 in progress at First National Bank. It's a marxheist.

marxheist by Devbrook June 29, 2019

Mattmeister 

A MATTMEISTER is a very sexy individual that loves to annoy people. This sexy man will do your mum if you call him fat and will also kill you. He is a super strong sexy beast that can beat anyone in a fight cause he’s that awesome. MATTMEISTERS are very nice and caring to people they like but racist dick heads to pricks

MATTMEISTER is there don’t mess with him

Girl 1: I met a very sexy man today
Girl 2: I bet it was a MATTMEISTER

Girl 1: yes how did you know
Girl 2: because they are the sexiest

Mattmeister by MATTMEISTER August 20, 2021

mathiest 

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.

Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.

mathiest by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

altheist 

One who thinks AL is god.

It got awkward for the altheists when they realized they had misinterpreted the initials for Artificial Intelligence (AI) as AL.

altheist by al-76 September 2, 2018