McAtheist 

1. A greedy, angst-ridden individual (usually Teenager) who hates religion but celebrates Christmas. This individual is usually not very bright and doesn't know it. His or her attempts at being bright result in repeated failure as his or her bright atheistic peers invalidate him or her. These peers whom are far less emotional and far more keen at critical thinking, are quick to repudiate the individual for lacking intellectual substance in argument or engaging in outright stupidity that has potential to reinforce negative stereotypes projected upon atheists by religionists.

Madeline is such a McAtheist if there ever was one. Her arguments are so inane that The Dean of Philosophy gets livid and tells her to just not comment to the visitors when asked about her philosophical positions since it makes decent rational atheists and skeptics look bad in front of those simple-minded religious folk touring the University.

McAtheist by MW29A April 27, 2007

McAtheist 

Atheism based on vaguely understood pop-cultural references to Dawkins, Hitchens, Flying Spaghetti Monster and often mentioning unicorns.
An uneducated atheistic stance that embarasses the educated atheist.
The McAtheist is as uneducated in atheistic theory as they are about theology.

John said "How can you believe in a God that commits genocide?"

"He is such a McAtheist."

Mary said there is as much reason to believe in the FSM as God - what a McAtheist!

McAtheist by Lucy's Angel May 25, 2014

scatheist 

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.

Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"

scatheist by brentionary March 27, 2009

mehtheist 

one with no religious preference, and has no plans to get one. in short, they really don't care. they also don't care what religion you are.

So, you're Catholic. That's fine. I'm a mehtheist myself.

mehtheist by wpk914 October 31, 2010

Whiskers McThistlepants

Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.

Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.

Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!

Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.

Explorer: Aye.

Whiskers McThistlepants by Captain Murphy May 31, 2004

mathiest 

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.

Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.

mathiest by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

Matheist 

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

Matheist by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010