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Mathistic

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010
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Matchstick Man

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.
by J. Malik January 1, 2006
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mattistics

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
by hdotman March 17, 2011
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mathetic

of or related to learning
What is the function of utterances of this kind? ... their function is a learning function ... in the sense that they contribute to the child's learning about the environment.
... so we can interpret this mathetic function as arising from a combination of two other functions, the personal and the heuristic. (Halliday, M.A.K. (2003). The language of Early Childhood. London: Continuum. p. 80)
by Havijoori December 17, 2012
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Matriotic

Characterizing a person who loves, supports, and defends the earth and its interests with devotion.
Fond of my country, though I am, I am more matriotic than patriotic. After all, what benefits earth, benefits country.
by lisasan December 7, 2011
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Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
by Urban Andy February 1, 2009
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matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010
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