23 definitions by [TOM] ThunderDawg

An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.

Terror in Arizona.

On Sarah Palin's infamous target map of Democrat-held congressional districts, she indiscriminately used gunsights and told people to "Take a Stand". Three of those gunsights were in Arizona, more than any other state. And the terror attack of January 8, 2011 that she inspired, took place in Tucson.

Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.

Scare tactics the Media use every day to scare the bejesus out of its audience, to improve ratings. They have to keep you afraid of something, so that you'll rely on them to stay one step ahead of the Boogeyman.

noun, Political Advertising that only infuriates its intended audience, causing them to NOT vote for the Douche or Turd who "approved this message".

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

n., the national religion formed by radical right wing Neoconservatives. It is a melding of all Christianity, even though most of its beliefs have long ago been proven to be false.