Matchajak

A meme based off Soyjak that mocks performative males. The term may also be used as a pejorative synonym of performative male.

Person 1: I love drinking matcha and reading feminist literature to get easy pussy!
Person 2: You're such a matchajak.

Matchajak by pooop987654321 October 13, 2026

Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.

"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"

matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008

skill based matchmaking 

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

skill based matchmaking by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

Matchmaking Roulette by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

the matchmaker

Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life

Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.

the matchmaker by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014

matchmaker

A guy who sets his bros up with some bitches. if he's good he can get them together. a major obstacle is keeping friendships afterward cuz they gonna be mad if you screw them over.

Guy#1: bruh could ya set me up with this girl?
matchmaker: sure bruh gimme a week and y'all be hooking up in notime

matchmaker by nyan21yomummlgdankkappa May 6, 2015