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matchatas

and u hit my matchatas
by burgandy sause February 23, 2021
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Matatas

A HUGE rack! Big breasts! -Natural and or "medically enhanced"..
"Wow man! That Jessica has some pretty awesome Matatas!"

''-Yeah bro, I'd love to motor boat em!"
by Jizz-Master Splooge August 6, 2013
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matchateacos

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.
Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!
by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020
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Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.
I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!
by willwonka71 October 1, 2010
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Mathtastrophe

The ensuing chaos/disaster of a person who's mental state was either permanently or temporarily destroyed from doing too many math problems in one day.

A catastrophe that is the direct result of mathematics.
After doing 150 polynomial and factorization problems, a mathtastrophe occurred destroying millions of dollars of property and a loss of life estimated in the thousands.
by Brooktopus January 18, 2010
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Can I hakuna your matatas?

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts
Either male or female tits
Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?
by 7472638 July 13, 2019
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Mathaias

Typically Indian name bangs really hot chicks and is , hot and rich. Will steal your girl and your mom. Has a 12 incher. But he is not a player he does He will rather make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.
Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathaias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.
by gbreezy123 May 11, 2022
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