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A HUGE rack! Big breasts! -Natural and or "medically enhanced"..
"Wow man! That Jessica has some pretty awesome Matatas!"

''-Yeah bro, I'd love to motor boat em!"
Matatas by Jizz-Master Splooge August 6, 2013

matchateacos 

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.
Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!
matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020

Matchtard 

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.
I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!
Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Mathtastrophe 

The ensuing chaos/disaster of a person who's mental state was either permanently or temporarily destroyed from doing too many math problems in one day.

A catastrophe that is the direct result of mathematics.
After doing 150 polynomial and factorization problems, a mathtastrophe occurred destroying millions of dollars of property and a loss of life estimated in the thousands.
Mathtastrophe by Brooktopus January 18, 2010

Can I hakuna your matatas? 

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts”
Either male or female tits
Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?

Mathaias 

Typically Indian name bangs really hot chicks and is , hot and rich. Will steal your girl and your mom. Has a 12 incher. But he is not a player he does He will rather make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.
Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathaias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.
Mathaias by gbreezy123 May 11, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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