mhmuss's definitions

Clean Streak

Clean Streak (n): An extended period of time in which one has taken a break from masturbating.

Max: I haven't jerked off in a week, this is my longest clean streak yet!

by mhmuss April 20, 2014

Dad humor

A sense of humor that only dads will enjoy.

Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor

by mhmuss February 16, 2014

Masturmination

The act of terminating or stopping to masturbate

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.

Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?

Max: No I am about start my Masturmination!

by mhmuss February 11, 2014

masturbbatical

A break from masturbation for an extended period of time

Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Masturmenation

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014