Masturmenation

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Masturmination

The act of terminating or stopping to masturbate

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.

Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?

Max: No I am about start my Masturmination!

by mhmuss February 11, 2014

masturbbatical

A break from masturbation for an extended period of time

Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Clean Streak

Clean Streak (n): An extended period of time in which one has taken a break from masturbating.

Max: I haven't jerked off in a week, this is my longest clean streak yet!

by mhmuss April 20, 2014

Dad humor

A sense of humor that only dads will enjoy.

Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor

by mhmuss February 16, 2014