Masturmenation 

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

Masturmenation by mhmuss February 9, 2014

masturbernation 

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

masturbernation by Sinderton April 16, 2011

masterPEnation 

the process of masterbaiting WHILST watching penile examination video's on youtube, for perferts that like men only.

Joe's a real fagget he was MasterPEnation ing to my dad

masterPEnation by Joe the masterPEniler master September 3, 2009

Masturvention 

An intervention for a friend who is addicted to masturbation.

"I do it at least 7 times a day."
"Vincent, this is a masturvention, you need help."

Masturvention by swellis September 28, 2015

Masturbanation 

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

Masturbanation by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Masturnation 

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.

"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."

Masturnation by Whuffhunter420 August 18, 2012

masturdebation 

The act of debating with yourself on the subject of whether to spend the day masturbating or do something else.

Example of Masturdebation:

I masturdebated with myself all morning...but in the end I just went back to bed, because I just didn't have the energy to dig out my porn collection.

masturdebation by JayAndrews April 14, 2010