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People with the name "Ari" are most often female, that is why meeting a male named "Ari" is quite a spectacle. You should never let go of a person named "Ari". Keep them close to you and never let them go. They are the most understanding people in the world. They have kind hearts and often put others before themselves. They are very generous and forgiving. They are intelligent, cunning, hot, handsome/beautiful, sexy, cool, good dressers, give good hugs, and good with words. They are often serious and give off the first impression of being rather boring, but they are the most interesting once you get to know them. They know how to make you laugh even when you are sad and are the most caring individuals. They are also master at easing situational tension by humiliating themselves to make everyone happy. They are good at analyzing situations and thinking on their feet. They are the best listeners and advice givers. They have very kind eyes and a gentle touch that gets anyone to feel loved.
"Ari can also fix the situation"
by PostiveVibes December 25, 2016
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Some jealous loser who hallucinates during your conversation with her, and blames you for shit that only exists in her head.
Real Example:

Ari: "Female circumcision is NOT genital mutilation!"

Me thinking to myself: "Wtf is she talking about?! She's blaming me for saying something that I never said, so I guess she's smoking too much meth again"
by TooBadLosers August 05, 2018
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Aris is a very rare name. People with the name "Aris" are most often female, that is why meeting a male named "Aris" is quite a spectacle. You should never let go of a person named "Aris". Keep them close to you and never let them go. They are the most understanding people in the world. They have kind hearts and often put others before themselves. They are very generous and forgiving. They are intelligent, cunning, hot, handsome/beautiful, sexy, cool, good dressers, give good hugs, and good with words. They are often serious and give off the first impression of being rather boring, but they are the most interesting once you get to know them. They know how to make you laugh even when you are sad and are the most caring individuals. They are also master at easing situational tension by humiliating themselves to make everyone happy. They are good at analyzing situations and thinking on their feet. They are the best listeners and advice givers. Good at sports, but the best in bed. They also have very kind eyes and a gentle touch that gets anyone to feel loved. They are most often very slender and petite, and look rather weak.
Genie: You have one more wish

Dude: Okay, that's an easy one. I wish I were an Aris.

Genie: Well, Too Bad!! I'm a genie, not a miracle worker. You're not that special.
by pizzaman52 December 17, 2009
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Female: sexy, adorable, cute as a button and honest. She can be your confidant, your best friend, your comedian or your partner in crime. She is outgoing, creative, and bold.

Male: cultured, confident and kind, the male version of this name is unique. He is one of a kind, and follows his own path. Eclectic and creative, his extensive knowledge of anything (and everything) will surprise you.
Having an Ari in your life is like having a corgi dog in your arms: ridiculous and irresistible.
by UrbanKeeper February 10, 2010
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A Greek name that is very rare to have.
Meaning: very sexy and having a large penis
If you have it, you should be blessed because of how unique it is.
Hi, I'm Ari!

Wow, that's your name, you must be special
by Lewst March 02, 2015
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the best looking guy in the whole world
man i wish i could have the chance the fuck aris
by Rima March 23, 2005
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