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chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.

"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"

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a prop or tool used for motivation whilst in the throws of self help (wanking). possibly porn more commonly textile objects. the physical spank bank.

"hey look what i stole of your mum's washing line im gonna use it for masturvation"

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