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Masterfag 

Masterfag is the highest point on a representational scale of how faggy something is. It can also be used to show how someone or something has mastered the art of being a fag.
Guy A: "So, I heard you recently achieved the rank of masterfag."

Masterfag: "It took me years but here I am, Masterfag
Masterfag by MasterFag April 12, 2010

mastertaste 

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor
Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
mastertaste by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008

Mastertation 

(n): One's master's thesis. A research document written by a graduate student to complete a master's degree.

also (v): to mastertate
Have you finished your mastertation yet?

You betcha! I just mastertated in front of my faculty committee.

mastertasking

Jeff Simmonds likes to masturbate to porn while listening to basketball. He is mastertasking
mastertasking by CrankMonkey August 1, 2012

mistertazuna 

A very sexy guy on tik tok who loves all their friends and mutuals dearly, or at least I think so. He is obsessed with Joe from yttd and is a very sweetly rude person.
"Hey, do you follow mistertazuna on tik tok?"
"Yeah, they're very hot and amazing"
"I agree, let's make out"
mistertazuna by eijirousluvr April 6, 2021

mastertainter

Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the mountain oysters for pleasure.
Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”
mastertainter by Taint Right III September 16, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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