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Masturtasting 

When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D
Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
Masturtasting by Kandyyy August 29, 2009

Masturtasking 

To masturbate while performing another task simultaneously
I was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!

Masturtasking 

"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."
Masturtasking by shanyshan November 20, 2010

masterbassing 

The act of self pleasure while listening to dubstep or any other bass heavy music.
Toby: Did you see Danny at that Excision concert last night?
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.

Masterbaking 

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..
so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.
Masterbaking by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking 

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.
Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"
Masterbaking by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011