Masterbagel
I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.
Masterbagel by Master1776 December 11, 2019
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masterbate
masterbate by ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022
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Masterbagel • masturbagel • masterbate • MASTERbater • Masterbake • masterbateing • masterbabe • Masterbade • Masterbae • Masterbailer
masturbagel
the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina
masturbagel by nabel August 11, 2009
Masterbaterium
A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
Masterbailer
A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.
Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.
Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.
Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!
Masterbailer by Absurdum July 17, 2011
masterbate
masterbate by meh July 1, 2003
Masterbate
"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
Masterbate by Niladen September 3, 2013
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