Masterbagel 

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

Masterbagel by Master1776 December 11, 2019

masterbate 

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

masturbagel 

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

masturbagel by nabel August 11, 2009

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterbailer 

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

Masterbailer by Absurdum July 17, 2011

masterbate 

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

masterbate by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbate 

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

Masterbate by Niladen September 3, 2013