the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor
Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008
Get the mastertaste mug.Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
by Neoni November 17, 2006
Get the masterhater mug.When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
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Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
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