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Mashstache

(verb) When two men with moustaches lock lips.
Bro 1: You have such a beautiful moustache
Bro 2: You too bro, we should mashstache
they do so.
by use_my_holes45 November 14, 2011
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MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007
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machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011
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machostache

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011
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Methstache

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014
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Muskstache

When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent
No way you went down on her Brad!”

Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”
by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023
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misstache

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!
by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007
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