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MANstache 

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A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

machostache 

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a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
machostache by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011

machostache 

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handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
machostache by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011

Methstache 

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Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

Muskstache

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When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent
“No way you went down on her Brad!”

Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”
Muskstache by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023

misstache

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Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!
misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007
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