Mashstache
Mashstache by use_my_holes45 November 14, 2011
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MANstache
A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007
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Mashstache • Masstache • machostache • methstache • Malustache • Manastache • MANstache • Marchstache • Massacheezian • Massacheezits
machostache
a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
machostache by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011
machostache
handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
machostache by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011
Methstache
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014
Muskstache
Muskstache by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023
misstache
misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007
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