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machostache 

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
machostache by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011
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machostache 

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
machostache by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011

Mashstache 

(verb) When two men with moustaches lock lips.
Bro 1: You have such a beautiful moustache
Bro 2: You too bro, we should mashstache
they do so.
Mashstache by use_my_holes45 November 14, 2011

mariostache 

A stache that is very similar to Mario's stache.
Stalin has one helluva mariostache.
mariostache by Anonymous9Ball February 4, 2007

Marchstache 

The month of March in which you shave your face, but keep growing a mustache for the entire month.
Friend 1: Bro are you stoked for Marchstache?

Friend 2: Gonna have the manliest mustache.
Marchstache by [livelifeloud] December 5, 2011
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