misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

misstache by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

misstache

A female moustache.

"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

misstache by hlbndr December 8, 2009

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

misstache by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014