Martina'd

To get completely intoxicated and irrational

To become emotional as a consequence of the over-consumption of alcohol

I went to a friends barbecue on Saturday, and boy did I get Martina'd.

by CoolCats86 May 15, 2016

doc martin'd

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.

I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!

by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

Martino'd

When a female pulls her blonde hair in front of her face to make a fake mustache.

Kim martino'd her hair and now it looks like she has a mustache.

by bostonrevere February 28, 2011

Martin'd

When you take your friend to the strip club. But make a deal that you'll pay for it and then he can pay you back later so that his wife doesn't see the ATM transactions on the bank statement. But your drunk ass dick of a friend decides to swipe his card anyway. His wife finds out and calls your wife and tells her how you've been out getting handies from strippers all night

Me and Jerry went out last night, that Fucker Martin'd me and now both our wives are pissed

by Jimmydickins May 17, 2023

Martin Smith'd

The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.

Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.

by Gumbo3420 November 8, 2022

Dirty Martina

A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).

Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!

by Bunniey April 30, 2020

Marina Diamandis

The single most wonderful person in the entire galaxy. This singer-song writer is criminally underrated and deserves your love. Join the cult

Oh she could never compare to Marina Diamandis, she's trash.

by vonville June 7, 2018