Martino'd 

When a female pulls her blonde hair in front of her face to make a fake mustache.

Kim martino'd her hair and now it looks like she has a mustache.

Martino'd by bostonrevere February 28, 2011

doc martin'd 

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.

I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!

doc martin'd by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

Martino Dutchboy 

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.

I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.

Martino Dutchboy by antonius April 9, 2003

Martino Dutchboy 

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin

I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

Martino Dutchboy by Big Ball Sally April 9, 2003

Martina'd 

To get completely intoxicated and irrational

To become emotional as a consequence of the over-consumption of alcohol

I went to a friends barbecue on Saturday, and boy did I get Martina'd.

Martina'd by CoolCats86 May 15, 2016

Martin'd 

When you take your friend to the strip club. But make a deal that you'll pay for it and then he can pay you back later so that his wife doesn't see the ATM transactions on the bank statement. But your drunk ass dick of a friend decides to swipe his card anyway. His wife finds out and calls your wife and tells her how you've been out getting handies from strippers all night

Me and Jerry went out last night, that Fucker Martin'd me and now both our wives are pissed

Martin'd by Jimmydickins May 17, 2023

Martin Smith'd 

The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.

Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.

Martin Smith'd by Gumbo3420 November 8, 2022