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Martino'd 

When a female pulls her blonde hair in front of her face to make a fake mustache.
Kim martino'd her hair and now it looks like she has a mustache.
Martino'd by bostonrevere February 28, 2011
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doc martin'd 

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.
I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!
doc martin'd by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

Martino Dutchboy 

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.
I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.
Martino Dutchboy by antonius April 9, 2003

Martino Dutchboy 

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin
I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

Martina'd 

To get completely intoxicated and irrational

To become emotional as a consequence of the over-consumption of alcohol
I went to a friends barbecue on Saturday, and boy did I get Martina'd.
Martina'd by CoolCats86 May 15, 2016

Martin'd 

When you take your friend to the strip club. But make a deal that you'll pay for it and then he can pay you back later so that his wife doesn't see the ATM transactions on the bank statement. But your drunk ass dick of a friend decides to swipe his card anyway. His wife finds out and calls your wife and tells her how you've been out getting handies from strippers all night
Me and Jerry went out last night, that Fucker Martin'd me and now both our wives are pissed
Martin'd by Jimmydickins May 17, 2023

Martin Smith'd 

The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.
Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.
Martin Smith'd by Gumbo3420 November 8, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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