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Martin'd 

When you take your friend to the strip club. But make a deal that you'll pay for it and then he can pay you back later so that his wife doesn't see the ATM transactions on the bank statement. But your drunk ass dick of a friend decides to swipe his card anyway. His wife finds out and calls your wife and tells her how you've been out getting handies from strippers all night
Me and Jerry went out last night, that Fucker Martin'd me and now both our wives are pissed
Martin'd by Jimmydickins May 17, 2023
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doc martin'd 

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.
I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!
doc martin'd by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

Martin Smith'd 

The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.
Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.
Martin Smith'd by Gumbo3420 November 8, 2022

francisco martin duran 

crazy latino man who shot up the white house with an sks
did you see that crazy francisco martin duran guy who shot up the white house?

National Martin Day 

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!
e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?
National Martin Day by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021

martin dew 

A mixture of Vodka and Mountian dew. It only becomes "martin dew" when you are too drunk to pronounce "mountain"
"thsi marsrtin dewewee tastsdees aweseeomme"
martin dew by bob the gob August 18, 2005

aston martin dbr9 

the aston martin dbr9 is THE fastest car to ever go round the top gear test track with an astounding time of 1 minute and 8 seconds...that is fucking bloody mind blowing innit
the aston martin dbr9 goes ,bout 299 miles an hour
aston martin dbr9 by cazza710 March 4, 2009