Martino 

The sexiest man alive. Has a sexi body and gets all ladys. Has a HUUGGEEE dick and knows how to use it.

That "Martino" has one HUGE dick and knows how to use it :-D!!!

Martino by Doc. M October 6, 2010

Martino 

A woman that uses her hands too much while speaking.
A woman who plays with her moustache.

Look at Martino, she's been plucking those moustache hairs for hours!

Martino by Chubby Hughes January 22, 2011

martino 

M-are-t-EE-no:
the act of incorporating a scientific term/notion into an everyday conversation.

Guy 1: "Bruh- I bet the Earth makes fun of the other planets for not having any life."
Guy 2: "uhh..."
Guy 1: "#Martino."

martino by butyoureugly June 18, 2014

Martiño 

A Martiño is a very peculiar galician guy who will spend all his time singing and eating pancakes.

-Dude, have you seen that new MARTIÑO guy? He seems so weird
-Yeah man, but he is a nice guy

Martiño by Minipito November 22, 2021

Martino'd 

When a female pulls her blonde hair in front of her face to make a fake mustache.

Kim martino'd her hair and now it looks like she has a mustache.

Martino'd by bostonrevere February 28, 2011

Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.

1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.

Martino's Law by A For Anon April 6, 2008

Martino Dutchboy 

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.

I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.

Martino Dutchboy by antonius April 9, 2003