Urban Dictionary: mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey June 25, 2007

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a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man January 14, 2005

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a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito January 30, 2003

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A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 28, 2015

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1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

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