mastard 

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

mastard by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mastard 

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

mastard by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

Mastard 

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

Mastard by betocito April 30, 2006

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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eating a burger with no honey mustard by Charuzu March 14, 2022

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

spoon the mustard 

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

spoon the mustard by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

mawtard 

A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.

The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards

mawtard by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016