Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito January 31, 2003

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey June 25, 2007

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man January 14, 2005

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017