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Don...you stupid mastard!!
mastard by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006
That mastard just won't quit!
Mastard by betocito April 30, 2006

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

spoon the mustard 

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.
You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard
A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
mawtard by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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