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Mariaism 

The religion of Maria. It all started from an email about honors at the University of Michigan...
Mariaism is the religion that the simp army of over 200 members follows religiously.
Mariaism by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020

Milfs and Martinis 

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

marvinism 

Marvinism is a religion founded as of the late 2017 era. Followers of Marvinism are called Marvinists, and belong in The Holy Marvinity. Marvinists follow their God, Marvin. He is, surprisingly, a fish. This usually throws people off, but a philosophy of Marvinists is to never judge a book by it’s cover. Moving forward, Marvin is a tall, pale and warm yellow fish with dark fuchsia or purple stripes in his fins. He also has off-white eyes with black pupils.
"I believe in Marvinism!"
marvinism by jakepauler67 November 24, 2018

Marwinism 

Marwinism is a guideline to life. It is based on the teachings of Marwin, the Mesiah. He his not seen as a God or anything, but as a figure of influence. Marwinism is about living life to it's fullest, sex, video games, and sports. It is pretty much the regular guideline of an average male. You may even be practicing it and not realizing it! Join on Facebook or Myspace today!!
"I'm so glad i believe in Marwin! Thanks to Marwinism, my life is now complete!!!"
Marwinism by Karazy_Brian June 27, 2009

Markinsons 

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.
(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*
Markinsons by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Markinsons Disease 

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
Markinsons Disease by Michael A A February 7, 2008