Markism

A seemingly far-fetched scenario in which there are no rational choices to resolve it and no rational explanation for how it came into being in the first place.

I either have to move across the country in two weeks, or be unemployed for a year.

The professor never taught from the book, then his midterm was on nothing but the book, so 95% of the class failed.

by Guy Incognito November 11, 2003

Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne

Are you a member of markism?

by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006

Markimoo

An unusually hyperactive and adorable animal that needs to be taken extreme care of. It is mostly known for its funny antics and prettiness. But beware as it can shout at a considerable volume on being raged and can start weeping over anything that is even remotely emotional. It can be mostly found with it's friends in the wilderness; just be careful of hurting it's massive ego or it will bite ya.

Friend: "Hey, what is that ?"
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."

by girl with defination May 23, 2018

Marxism

A term for everything republicans don't like

Republican: the democrats are marxists!
Socialist: no they're not, they are capitalists!
Republican: stop pushing your pronouns and cultural marxism on me, libtard
Socialist: "your" and "me" are pronouns. Checkmate.
Republican: (shoots black people angrily)

by EKimLipse October 19, 2023

Martism

When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded

Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism

by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019

Markimoo

Another famous name for the youtuber Markiplier.

Markimoo is so adorable.

by Greengirl06 August 12, 2016