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larkinism

Being stupid but smart at the same time at 3:00 in the morning on a Tuesday night every 2 weeks, that a girl texts you about school and bed.
I hate those people who are larkinisms.

Ryan said "I got larkinism"
by ryan larkins May 22, 2019
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Larkinism

The unionisation of unskilled workers, militancy, the influence of professional agitators, and the sympathetic strike.
Big Jim Larkin of Ireland introduced Larkinism: The unionization of every single worker.
by Bankhouse February 4, 2022
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Lemkinism

The word is originally derived from a Crooked cop named Jonathan lemkin, Best known for stealing an instagram page named "TheUnnaturals" and claiming it his own by saying "I'm the real face of the unnaturals" which is not true. Lemkinism refers to lying, robbery, zionism and cockroach alike characteristics (mentally and physically "like having extremely skinny calves")
Jonathan lemkin also known as Johnny Limpdick is known for taking Tren for 20 years and still looking like absolute dogshit. Not only that, but he also sold bunk lemkinese gear to young kids that just started going to the gym. He also was a policeman but got fired when he got caught up with 2 kilos of coke and a dildo stuck in his fartbox. He also called the piss lord Janoy Cresva a retard and also called a youtuber named Cassady Campbell out for having a shit physique despite weight training for a long time.
*a random dude with a jewfro, counting his shekles carefully, scratches and sniffs his bum and wears a khaki bermuda pants*

You notice his actions and whisper to your friend
- "omg look at this lemkinism"
by pisstrooper101 May 19, 2018
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larkins

A freakin sexy beast that everyone digs, can turn lesbians straight again.
Larkins turned me straight last night.

Larkins is so hot.
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larkining

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.
"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"
by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015
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Larkinomics

An economic philosophy where you make financial gains by taking advantage of the generosity of those people around you. By mooching off of everyone around, some are bound to forget your debt. Unfortunately, most people eventually catch on to your parasitic scheme and laugh when you ask for money.
"Hey Dan, can you spot me a twenty for parking until next Monday?" By Monday he forgets about your loan, and you just pulled some Larkinomics on him!!!!
by The Gordmeister April 17, 2008
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larkinsdad

The eventual result of becoming a larkin and the explanation of a larkin's paternal lineage. A larkinsdad is a crouching, child-hungry paedophile that lurks in the dark recesses of public gathering places hoping to steal a child for illicit pleasures. Can usually be spotted by their loping rodent-like gait, and crack-meth attention span.
The larkinsdad's unitelligible screams at the larkin caused the children to run away in terror.
by HPI January 15, 2008
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