Marlonism 

Marlonism is a cult from the e-girl world discord server. It's to worship and obey Marlon in their radical ideas. Founded by a bunch of discord nerds who decided to follow the Cult Leader Marlon. Not to be mistaken with the Cat Cult- an enemy cult that uses weird cat pfps.

Marlonism believes in smoking, getting discord mommies, abortion, equity, and fiji water.

I love Marlon, and I am a believer in Marlonism *heart eyes*

Marlonism by marlonlover July 7, 2022

marlonism

a mix of bhuddism, islamic vocabulary and going with the natural flow
and to be as free as you can be without changes

wearing glasses is haram and goes against marlonism because your eyesight naturally decreases for a reason and glasses are unorganic and goes against the flow of health.

marlonism by grocery_goated December 9, 2025

Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.

Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes.

Marlonism by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025

Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.

Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes

Marlonism by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025

Masonism 

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

marvinism 

Marvinism is a religion founded as of the late 2017 era. Followers of Marvinism are called Marvinists, and belong in The Holy Marvinity. Marvinists follow their God, Marvin. He is, surprisingly, a fish. This usually throws people off, but a philosophy of Marvinists is to never judge a book by it’s cover. Moving forward, Marvin is a tall, pale and warm yellow fish with dark fuchsia or purple stripes in his fins. He also has off-white eyes with black pupils.

"I believe in Marvinism!"

marvinism by jakepauler67 November 24, 2018