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Markicest 

A ship or pairing between the famous youtuber Markiplier with one of his alter egos, for example Darkiplier. This is also known as Cestiplier or selfcest.
Person 1: Dude I just looked through wattpad and I found a lot of Markicest fanfictions
Person 2: S h o w m e
Markicest by Nerdnamedpatricia January 25, 2018
Words you can keep

markitecture 

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
markitecture by liotier February 26, 2010

Markitect 

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.
Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!
Markitect by SociallySteve November 29, 2013

MarkQuest 

Directions that are given with the assurance of there accuracy, when infact they are completly fucking wrong.
Yeah we were headed to Del Mar but MarkQuest fucked us all the way to Horno.
MarkQuest by has been May 17, 2007
A Guy that will make you fall in love, how funny he is. However he isn't just funny, he sexy/handsome , loves to write, and cares about his friends. Also has a great smile and a nice upper build. But thats not all he has energy that will light up a room that makes him a more loving caring person.
Hey, Markice Looking Great
I wouldn't be Markice if I weren't
markice by Spoken_K July 4, 2017

MARKITECT 

1)(when in all caps) A solo performer originally from Morgantown, WV now residing in Baltimore, MD, who uses a laptop computer in conjunction with guitar, vocals, and experimental noise in his performances with occasional bouts of story telling and performance art.

2)Someone who's given name is Mark and who's chosen profession is in the field of Architecture or Landscape Architecture.
1) Did you see MARKITECT last night? Man he's a pretty awesome performer.

2) My friend Mark is studying Landscape Architecture, I guess one day he'll be a Markitect
MARKITECT by M. Lewis Miller February 19, 2008

Markietra 

A very sexy girl thats sweet but is a little crazy making you want her more. She is good in bed and will most likely do anything, that is one of her best traits. She is a very independent woman, but is a very dependable friend, someone you want to make sure you befriend because she will always have your back. The sexiest woman to be with, you will never get bored with her. She loves trying new things, it keeps her wanting more. She is a lot to handle, but once you find her right spot she will melt for you.
Yo did you see that sexy ass Markietra?
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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