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mariestad 

Hell on earth for anyone who wasn't popular in high school. Only judgmental people live there.
Person 1: Do you wanna stab your eyes out with a blunt fork?
Person 2: No, I'd rather go to Mariestad.
mariestad by YourMumIsAGoose July 31, 2017
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Marieta.. wow! Marieta's sure are unique. They aren't always the quickest one to get the joke but man, they sure are smart with the books. Give em' a glass of wine, a few ice cubes and the party is started. Despite their 3D beauty marks, often on their face, Marieta's are overall beautiful (especially when they wear the red lipstick). If you take a Marieta to the Italian Night Club on 5th, you'll see just how fun she can be.
Dude 1: Look at that mole
Dude 2: Dude, it's ok shes a Marieta
Marieta by fratkm7 May 12, 2014
Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)
“Wow she’s a perfect brobean”
Yea SHES a Marista”
marista by mollyaej March 24, 2018
Mariesha is a friendly girl she is so caring she gets board to fast she is intelligent and she has many stories to tell she is a wonderful girl she is like your best friend she is also a good fighter
Mariesha is the best I love her
mariesha by By Kimberly wells February 13, 2018
Marietta is a GORGEOUS girl. She is the prettiest person you will ever meet in the world. Every guy wants to date her. She usually has a dark complexion, dark hair and beautiful dark big eyes. You will be so lucky to ever meet a Marietta. Cherish her for life if you know one. She is also one of the most hilarious people you will ever meet in your life. She attracts everyone with her beautiful looks and great personality. She is super kind and sweet. Most Marietta's are not spoiled but when they are you can't tell because they are so generous and caring and don't brag much. Marietta's are super talented with singing, dancing, artwork, and very athletic. All guys want to marry her and all girls want to be her. EVERYONE loves her especially little kids and adults. She is very polite and sometimes shy around others but around her friends she is very outrageous.
Girl 1: Woah she is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
Girl 2: Yeah! I wish I was her!
Boy 1: I wanna date her!

Boy 2: Yeah her name is Marietta
Girl 1 and 2: Of course it is!
Marietta by everyonelovesme8304 October 28, 2012

marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!
marvestache ride by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
She is basically the greatest person you will ever meet.She is super goofy .She is your best friend.She will be there for you when you are .Sometimes you'll spill tea.She has your back and you have hers.As soon as you say something she can already tell your mood.She is Your Bestie.She will tell you if you look good or not.She is super honest,and loyal,she may not know this but she is super pretty.She will hype you up.She will speak her mind.She will hook you up.Because that's just how she is.
💯
You:Hey
Marista:So I can already tell you have had a bad day
You:Yeah,but how did you know??
Marista: Because I'm Marista!!
Marista by Itsmehoes August 24, 2019
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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