1)(when in all caps) A solo performer originally from Morgantown, WV now residing in Baltimore, MD, who uses a laptop computer in conjunction with guitar, vocals, and experimental noise in his performances with occasional bouts of story telling and performance art.
2)Someone who's given name is Mark and who's chosen profession is in the field of Architecture or Landscape Architecture.
1) Did you see MARKITECT last night? Man he's a pretty awesome performer.
2) My friend Mark is studying Landscape Architecture, I guess one day he'll be a Markitect
A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :
CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.