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stupid but funny he loves to wear shaggy pants and loves xxxtentacion his teachers fucking hate him espacially ms scott
he waste food. he kno da wae and he also tall
markiest :cheezeticks
markiest by offwhitemasteroof February 28, 2018
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Markietra 

A very sexy girl thats sweet but is a little crazy making you want her more. She is good in bed and will most likely do anything, that is one of her best traits. She is a very independent woman, but is a very dependable friend, someone you want to make sure you befriend because she will always have your back. The sexiest woman to be with, you will never get bored with her. She loves trying new things, it keeps her wanting more. She is a lot to handle, but once you find her right spot she will melt for you.
Yo did you see that sexy ass Markietra?
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He is so fine and cute all the girls want him he is sexy and might be a cry baby but he is so fine everyone wants markist
Markist you so fine
markist by detroit 🔛🔝 April 9, 2019
best rapper thats preformed with j.cole and soon kid cudi

stupid black name thats spelled wrong
Dawg that nigga is markest
Markest by markest mcgee December 21, 2010

Dirty Markister 

Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass
"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"
Dirty Markister by ditymark October 23, 2012

mariestad 

Hell on earth for anyone who wasn't popular in high school. Only judgmental people live there.
Person 1: Do you wanna stab your eyes out with a blunt fork?
Person 2: No, I'd rather go to Mariestad.
mariestad by YourMumIsAGoose July 31, 2017

Markicest 

A ship or pairing between the famous youtuber Markiplier with one of his alter egos, for example Darkiplier. This is also known as Cestiplier or selfcest.
Person 1: Dude I just looked through wattpad and I found a lot of Markicest fanfictions
Person 2: S h o w m e
Markicest by Nerdnamedpatricia January 25, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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