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Marcellini 

A ******** is a colossal bearded man who wears a mask, a hoodie and has curly hair. He walks through your hallways and stomps his feet, so you know he is always there. He will give you away during an intruder alarm just by breathing. He jumps into a gun if its in front of him. He is gay as fuck but he always denies it. Never get close to ***********, he might just dry hump you especially if you are male.

He is fat.
Alex: You hear that?
<looks at water shaking in cup>
Nolan: Maybe it's the power trying to come back on.
Alex: What's that?
<sees goat is missing>
Jacob: Where's the goat?
<goat leg drops on hood of car>
<sebastian breaths loudly on car>
<metal fence breaking>
<Marcellini takes one step, car flips over>
Old Man (upside down): Welcome to Assic Park, now we got to fucking run!
<everyone gets eaten>
Marcellini by AlexHatesSalad December 24, 2024
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Marcellino 

Some sexy Italian scholar who drives around the Italian countryside on a red motorbike in search of a purpose. He probably has at least two cats.
"There goes Marcellino. He's not in search of a girl... he's in search of a PURPOSE."
"Oh my God, he's so confusing... but so sexy at the same time."
Marcellino by The Walking Snake October 21, 2018

Marcellina 

Marcellina means from heaven. Beautiful smile, kind hearted but stubborn
Marcellina runs track
Marcellina by Achwei June 18, 2018

Marcelline 

Marceline is a very intelligent yet fun woman! She is always prepared AT LEAST 1 minute ahead of everything and anything! She is also kind and loving. She's got a 'Hard-To-Anger' attitude. Always positive towards anything,really. Her only flaw is her sensitivity. If you call her 'Ugly','Crybaby','Smart-Ass',etc she will take it seriously and get emotional for the next few minutes. Please! For the love of god PLEASE DO NOT MESS WITH HER FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES! She will call up the strongest,most fiercest person she knows! EVEN IF ITS A GIRL!
"Wow! Marcelline is so smart,she helped me get 100 on my homework!"
Marcelline by Namez lol 360 no-scope February 19, 2017

Marcelino 

Little Warrior. Charming, enthusiastic and strong. Extremely dependable. Loving and caring. Is good with words, has quick wit and extremely funny. Likes to be the center of attention. He is physically strong and has adorable features.

Paired with an Edwin, they make the best team!
A Marcelino a day, keeps the sadness away!
Marcelino by toohip2hop September 24, 2011

Marcelina 

The true Goddess. Your light out shines the sun, your beauty out shines the moon. Stunningly beautiful, intellectual, spiritual, and bomb in bed. The intelligent wifey that all men want, the sexy Goddess only a Golden God could tame.
"U need to stop fucking with these basic bitches and get you a Marcelina."
Marcelina by Appolymi December 19, 2016

marcellied 

when you go to the bar for one drink and your buddy starts buying shots until you have to stumble home
I stopped by the bar for a quick one last night and ended up getting marcellied.
marcellied by sheeeet April 1, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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