A ******** is a colossal bearded man who wears a mask, a hoodie and has curly hair. He walks through your hallways and stomps his feet, so you know he is always there. He will give you away during an intruder alarm just by breathing. He jumps into a gun if its in front of him. He is gay as fuck but he always denies it. Never get close to ***********, he might just dry hump you especially if you are male.
He is fat.
He is fat.
Alex: You hear that?
<looks at water shaking in cup>
Nolan: Maybe it's the power trying to come back on.
Alex: What's that?
<sees goat is missing>
Jacob: Where's the goat?
<goat leg drops on hood of car>
<sebastian breaths loudly on car>
<metal fence breaking>
<Marcellini takes one step, car flips over>
Old Man (upside down): Welcome to Assic Park, now we got to fucking run!
<everyone gets eaten>
<looks at water shaking in cup>
Nolan: Maybe it's the power trying to come back on.
Alex: What's that?
<sees goat is missing>
Jacob: Where's the goat?
<goat leg drops on hood of car>
<sebastian breaths loudly on car>
<metal fence breaking>
<Marcellini takes one step, car flips over>
Old Man (upside down): Welcome to Assic Park, now we got to fucking run!
<everyone gets eaten>
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