It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 06, 2025
The sound Sebastian makes when he comes running down the hallway. Just wait for the earthquake when he falls.
by AlexHatesSalad January 31, 2025
A narcissistic son of a bitch that is also a great friend and will always be by your side. They also hate your fucking guts and will do anything for you. Never hate a Gigaphigamus, they may just save your life...or leave you for dead alone in the desert.
Nolan: You fucking idiot!
Alex: What? Just maintaining my reputation as a gigaphigamus.
Nolan: No, you're maintaining your reputation as a fucking moron.
Awkward silence
Alex: What? Just maintaining my reputation as a gigaphigamus.
Nolan: No, you're maintaining your reputation as a fucking moron.
Awkward silence
by AlexHatesSalad December 20, 2024
A ******** is a colossal bearded man who wears a mask, a hoodie and has curly hair. He walks through your hallways and stomps his feet, so you know he is always there. He will give you away during an intruder alarm just by breathing. He jumps into a gun if its in front of him. He is gay as fuck but he always denies it. Never get close to ***********, he might just dry hump you especially if you are male.
He is fat.
He is fat.
Alex: You hear that?
<looks at water shaking in cup>
Nolan: Maybe it's the power trying to come back on.
Alex: What's that?
<sees goat is missing>
Jacob: Where's the goat?
<goat leg drops on hood of car>
<sebastian breaths loudly on car>
<metal fence breaking>
<Marcellini takes one step, car flips over>
Old Man (upside down): Welcome to Assic Park, now we got to fucking run!
<everyone gets eaten>
<looks at water shaking in cup>
Nolan: Maybe it's the power trying to come back on.
Alex: What's that?
<sees goat is missing>
Jacob: Where's the goat?
<goat leg drops on hood of car>
<sebastian breaths loudly on car>
<metal fence breaking>
<Marcellini takes one step, car flips over>
Old Man (upside down): Welcome to Assic Park, now we got to fucking run!
<everyone gets eaten>
by AlexHatesSalad December 25, 2024
He's Nolan. If Nolan is in the room he will be simply just Nolan. Nolan is Nolan. He makes you feel like a Nolan when you are feeling like Nolan. Nolan doesn't like it when you act like a Nolan. Nolan has a pet Nolan and he walks him every day. Nolan has the desire to takeover the worldwide Nolan. Nolan is the most successful Nolan in the whole wide Nolan. It's Nolan. Your life is Nolan.
Nothing is real, we are living in a fake computer reality created by Nolan Belisle and everything is Nolan.
Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"
Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"
by AlexHatesSalad January 15, 2025