Maply

Another word for horny that me and my gf made up because the word horny doesn’t feel right.

Hey fellow maple loving ski bum, my gf, im feeling rather maply this evening! Would you care to back dat ass up?

by Skibumdinosaur April 28, 2022

Manlyness

Guillermo's new word

"I have more manlyness than Chuck Norris"

by CaliGuillermo June 6, 2018

Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

Malyk Santíago

Malyk Santíago is a perfect charming Model who is very nice to everyone he surrounds himself by, who doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he’s super supportive, And loves each and one of his fans that supports him to the fullest including his haters, he is a very amazing outgoing person to be around, he is a very authentic and unique person on this planet, because there’s no one like him. But don’t let his niceness and cuteness fool you, he can be mean ten times you think sometimes but only towards his haters.

A Hater — “ he think he’s all that.”
Malyk Santíago — “ laughs & continues to stay unbothered.”

by Goddess.eyptian February 18, 2019

Manlybanisters

Variety of internet troll Fat, middle aged, unemployed and unemployable and ugly divorced woman who seeks attention by internet sites and looking for attention. Obsessed with talking about her aging genitals and female plumbing and occasionally justifying it by claiming her genitals are a feminist issue. May post nude pictures concealing as much fat and stretch marks as possible so that very sexually desperate men will contact her.

Can be found on gay porn sites, dating sites, porn sites, sexuality forums.

Believes being middle aged, having had sex and being female makes her insights valuable.

May engage in sexual relations with the elderly, intellectually disabled or obese in return for their support on internet forums.

Don't start the manlybanisters talking about squirting and periods, she's around here somewhere

by Hickboy12 July 29, 2011

Manly Tear

A single outlet of restrained emotion. A manly tear, if used sparingly, is so powerful, so profound, that everyone around you is moved by your undeniable badassery. It is a show that a beast, no matter how savage, has a heart that is capable of feeling. A Manly Tear (so awesome it needs to be capitalized) demonstrate the control, and the precision of a man's character, as he is willing to skirt the lines of tasteful shows of emotion and uncontrollable babbling. Lesser men are incapable of such restraint, and therefore cannot shed a Manly Tear.

Aragorn sheds a single Manly Tear at the passing of Boromir, son of Gondor

by bewbsaws May 13, 2015

Maple Fever

When you are only attracted to or especially attracted to Canadians. This term comes from the South Park episode "Where My Country Gone?".

Bob: For some reason, I'm only attracted to Canadian women.
Joe: You must have maple fever.

by Procket Man November 24, 2015