Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien'
s "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of
humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about
33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes
weed, though just about every character in the
story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle
Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.