Mansitizer

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Hand Sanitizer for men.Not found in the kitchen. A hand sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer the moment 4 bros come together, take a small portion of the bottle in their hands, and smell the aroma together. Once the Hand Sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer, it must remain in the room it concieved this epic title. No other hand sanitizer shall be brought into the room until the mansitizer has been finished. When admitting a bro to a clique of bros, the initiation normally includes the inductuee taking some of the mansitizer and smelling it while shouting to his maximum potential.

Dude, don't over use the Mansitizer, for the sanitizing gods will smite thee!

The Mansitizer shall remain in the room, and shall never leave...especially to the kitchen.

Mansitizer by LaxMasterChad October 18, 2010

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Maninizer

A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.

Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!

Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006

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Mansitter

A guy that helps you stay sober and helps you to not start drinking again......an ex-alcoholic´s best friend......some do it for free, others have to get payed to do it.....mostly if they are hired by pro-sports teams.

You started drinking again ?

No, i have my Mansitter watching me !

Mansitter by tomtucker March 15, 2012

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mansitive

Used to describe a man who is extremely sensitive. Variation: mensitive. Derived from the word sensitive.

Quit acting so freaking mansitive!

mansitive by Laurenita June 25, 2005

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Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

Manitize by E. Benji June 7, 2011

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Manitize

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.

When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.

Manitize by Ro London October 17, 2008

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manitize

to urinate upon something after setting it aflame

We manitized the shit out of those dishes.

manitize by charles winthrop III August 19, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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