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Mansitizer 

Hand Sanitizer for men.Not found in the kitchen. A hand sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer the moment 4 bros come together, take a small portion of the bottle in their hands, and smell the aroma together. Once the Hand Sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer, it must remain in the room it concieved this epic title. No other hand sanitizer shall be brought into the room until the mansitizer has been finished. When admitting a bro to a clique of bros, the initiation normally includes the inductuee taking some of the mansitizer and smelling it while shouting to his maximum potential.
Dude, don't over use the Mansitizer, for the sanitizing gods will smite thee!

The Mansitizer shall remain in the room, and shall never leave...especially to the kitchen.
Mansitizer by LaxMasterChad October 18, 2010
Words you can keep
A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.
Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!
Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006
Related Words

Mansitter 

A guy that helps you stay sober and helps you to not start drinking again......an ex-alcoholic´s best friend......some do it for free, others have to get payed to do it.....mostly if they are hired by pro-sports teams.
You started drinking again ?

No, i have my Mansitter watching me !
Mansitter by tomtucker March 15, 2012

mansitive 

Used to describe a man who is extremely sensitive. Variation: mensitive. Derived from the word sensitive.
Quit acting so freaking mansitive!
mansitive by Laurenita June 25, 2005

Manitize 

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.
If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.
Manitize by E. Benji June 7, 2011

Manitize 

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.
When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.
Manitize by Ro London October 17, 2008

manitize 

to urinate upon something after setting it aflame
We manitized the shit out of those dishes.
manitize by charles winthrop III August 19, 2009
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