man-sitter

When a man and women have an infant together and they want to leave the house for a very short time. Generally its a friend of the man, who is also male will man-sit for the couple. This particular male cannot for all purposes do anything except call the couple if the baby starts crying.

Laura: Honey, I am going to the drug store down the street for a minute.
Joe: Ok I will go with you. Mike will be our man-sitter.
Laura: I'm not sure about that.
Joe: Don't worry we will only be gone for 15 minutes and he will call us if the baby does anything.

man-sitter by Paul DW Kearsy May 7, 2011

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Mansitter

A guy that helps you stay sober and helps you to not start drinking again......an ex-alcoholic´s best friend......some do it for free, others have to get payed to do it.....mostly if they are hired by pro-sports teams.

You started drinking again ?

No, i have my Mansitter watching me !

Mansitter by tomtucker March 15, 2012

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man-sitter • Mantittery • man • man whore • man child • man slut • man hoe • Man Up • man cave • man crush

Mantittery

An act of exceptional foolishness, typically associated with an overweight human male subject, often shirtless. (Adjective; Mantitterous)

The manner in which that man threw a fit was textbook mantittery, I just wish he kept his shirt on.

Mantittery by Chips Gearhard January 13, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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