Mansitter

A guy that helps you stay sober and helps you to not start drinking again......an ex-alcoholic´s best friend......some do it for free, others have to get payed to do it.....mostly if they are hired by pro-sports teams.

You started drinking again ?

No, i have my Mansitter watching me !

by tomtucker March 15, 2012

mansterooni

A person who slaps their thighs together

Some sluts are Mansteroonis

by Frankane April 13, 2015

Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

by Kizzler May 6, 2013

manbutter

it is just another term for semen.

awe dude he got manbutter all over that chick!

by pablois May 22, 2006

mansiere

A brassiere for men, aka a "bro".
Makes its first appearance in the Seinfeld episode, The Doorman.

For comfort and support for men, choose the mansiere.

by Goose April 7, 2005

manditer

A new, orange bird from Brazil. It doesn't have a beak. Instead it has baleen, like whales, but it doesn't know how to swim. It also has gills but no lungs. Rhinos give birth to them. The Rhinos are 3 feet tall and look like penguins. After the manditer is born, it dies in a matter of minutes. There is only one creature to have miraculously grown lungs and survived. His name is Jesh.

Jesh, you look just like a manditer.

by NickLovesManditers October 21, 2009

manipterpiece

A masterpiece of photo manipulation.

"Did you appreciate the magnificent National Enquirer shoop of John Edwards with his whore mistress and bastard child?"

"Indeed, it is a manipterpiece capturing the emotional turmoil and discomfort of all involved in that particular hot mess, yet can also be perceived as universally representational of family meltdown dynamics in general."

by dolly llama February 10, 2010