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Manitize 

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.
If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.
Manitize by E. Benji June 7, 2011
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Manitize 

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.
When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.
Manitize by Ro London October 17, 2008

manitize 

to urinate upon something after setting it aflame
We manitized the shit out of those dishes.
manitize by charles winthrop III August 19, 2009

Manitize 

Manitize mah-nee tahyz - etymological word composition

Noun: Mani

Etymology: From German (Manie) - An excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire: the passionate urge to have to do something; arabic (mani) = prevention of harm; Greek/ late Latin (Mania), = rage, insanity

Suffix:
-ize
-ise (non-Oxford British spelling)

Etymology: From Middle English -isen (“-ise, -ize”), from Old French -iser (“-ize”), from Latin -izāre (“-ize”), from Ancient Greek -ίζειν (-ízein), from Proto-Indo-European *-idyé- (verbal suffix). Cognate with Gothic -𐌹𐍄𐌾𐌰𐌽 (-itjan, verbal suffix), Old High German -izzen (verbal suffix), Old English -ettan (verbal suffix). Used to form verbs from nouns or adjectives, the verbs having the sense of "to make what is denoted by the noun/adjective".
- I will seek to manitize the system that prevents education inequality.
- We saw manitize engendered in a wide cross section of pupils.
Manitize by john.mueller March 28, 2017

Manitize 

Manitize mah-nee tahyz - etymological word composition

Noun: Mani

Etymology: From German (Manie) - An excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire: the passionate urge to have to do something; arabic (mani) = prevention of harm; Greek/ late Latin (Mania), = rage, insanity

Suffix:
-ize
-ise (non-Oxford British spelling)

Etymology: From Middle English -isen (“-ise, -ize”), from Old French -iser (“-ize”), from Latin -izāre (“-ize”), from Ancient Greek -ίζειν (-ízein), from Proto-Indo-European *-idyé- (verbal suffix). Cognate with Gothic -𐌹𐍄𐌾𐌰𐌽 (-itjan, verbal suffix), Old High German -izzen (verbal suffix), Old English -ettan (verbal suffix). Used to form verbs from nouns or adjectives, the verbs having the sense of "to make what is denoted by the noun/adjective".
- I will seek to manitize the system that prevents education inequality.
- We saw manitize engendered in a wide cross section of pupils.
Manitize by john.mueller March 29, 2017

Manilize 

To force someone to leave your house / bar / party because they have overstayed their welcome or to see off dysfunctional local youths disrupting your neighbourhood by playing Barry Manilow tunes at them.
There were some kids around our street the other day, causing all sorts of trouble. I thought I would Manilize them by blasting out some "Mandy" and it worked. They left without taking.
Manilize by Jollyer May 16, 2019
A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.
Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!
Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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