Mansfield, MA

A small town in SE MA where we basically rock. Known for our academic and athletic excellence, we are also known for the tweeter center(now stupidly named comcast center), where we have the best concerts around. 311 is by far the best. We dominate over towns like North and Foxboro...and every other town in well, EVERYTHING! We know what's up and down, what's hot and what's not. Parties are a joke, as well as that Mansfield Crossing place...but we still get by. The 99 will forever be amazing. We are all very lazy and would rather go to someone's house to play video games than travel 15 minutes out of town to go bowling or do something AWESOME, but that's just us. To sum up mansfield...we are pretty much a bunch of awesome kids who can kick your ass.

Awesome guy #1: hey you going up to that party 30 mins away?

Awesome guy #2: nahh guy 311 is in Mansfield, MA tonight...it's gonna be legendary!

by Stinston March 17, 2009

Mansfield Power Nap

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.

Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.

by Marentha10 May 2, 2018

Mansfield Bounty

A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut

My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

by Dr brownlove June 30, 2018

Mansfield

Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds

“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
“Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

“Typical Mansfield that”

by Beaneyman January 4, 2019

Jayne Mansfield

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Riley Patrick Mansfield

This kid has the hottest sisters in history the biggest thots alive and his mum holy fuck biggest proso and to nonna's funeral fuck u cunt your forehead is bigger than bayleys future. Bridgets big bums with seaseme seeds, donna nonna charlotte now thats a feed. when you fuck donna you get a boner.

Guy: Oi your sister is a thot

Riley Patrick Mansfield: yeh thats my hot sister bridget

by hewehjhgdghj June 24, 2018

Mansfield

A town in Nottinghamshire, England that has far too many chavs.

Chav 1: You goin down Mansfield for a cruise in da Nova?
Chav 2: Yer it'll be proppa sorted innit.

by Paul Potter September 4, 2006