Manlubber 

It is what you call a person who is attracted to men when you don't want to call them either a gay man or a straight woman

It is derivative from landlubber and man lover.

Sarah: Hey babe, meet John!

Babe: You didn't tell me about John before...

Sarah: Don't worry, he's a manlubber.

Manlubber by PatentedBread84 July 13, 2023

mancumber 

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

mancumber by BrettS June 25, 2005

manluver 

a gangly or short and stocky youth (usually male) that obsessively stalks or "creeps" on helpless females. Not to be confused with nerds or geeks, these manluvers are a race all their own. Driven by the desire to rape their victims, these mammals are prone to blurting out strange phrases or inhuman noises. Manluvers often are marked by their symbolic plaid jackets. Don't get too close to a manluver, or he will think you are interested and follow you home. Everyday.

(Also, don't make the mistake of thinking manluvers are interested in men. Quite the contrary, their obsession with teenage girls is verging on an epidemic)

Sally: "That boy has friggin scary lips, man! They're collasol! And look at that neck beard, what's wrong with him?!"

Friend: "Oh, he's just a manluver! Don't get too close or he'll put coke in your coke!"

manluver by Selena Roberts November 29, 2011

manjibberish

A nonsensical dialect produced by the inability to accurately spell a word. This includes the use of misspelled acronyms and the chopping off of letters from words to form new and unintelligible compound words.

1. Man, stop speaking that Manjibberish and talk to me in English! Just tell it to me straight!
2. Those kids were manjibberin' when I walked by... I think they was talkin' bout my momma but you can never really tell...

manjibberish by jcrip February 18, 2010

mancumbered 

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

mancumbered by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

manuber floff 

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

manuber floff by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008

Martubber 

butram bakwards is martub. One who rams the butt. One who is gay. You can also shorten it to "tubber"

That guy is a tubber

Martubber by shitface December 1, 2003