floff

fluffy textureish

wow, this is just floff.

by gräsklippare February 15, 2020

Floff

Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.

this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff

by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018

Floff

when cristi tells u ur mom big cristyet

i floff ur mother

by dark matter dragon fruit March 14, 2019

manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008

scoop and floff

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.

I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..

by Lawndragon January 04, 2018

Floff

When you pull down your pants and your wee wee whip out. The sound that is made when the wee wee whip out is called "Floff"

He pulled down his pants and it went "floff"

by Ohmer Matt May 07, 2019

Floff

The fat that is gained after obtaining a significant other.

I have gained 20 lbs of floff since me and Joe have been dating.

by AgathaCrabs November 19, 2018