manluver 

a gangly or short and stocky youth (usually male) that obsessively stalks or "creeps" on helpless females. Not to be confused with nerds or geeks, these manluvers are a race all their own. Driven by the desire to rape their victims, these mammals are prone to blurting out strange phrases or inhuman noises. Manluvers often are marked by their symbolic plaid jackets. Don't get too close to a manluver, or he will think you are interested and follow you home. Everyday.

(Also, don't make the mistake of thinking manluvers are interested in men. Quite the contrary, their obsession with teenage girls is verging on an epidemic)

Sally: "That boy has friggin scary lips, man! They're collasol! And look at that neck beard, what's wrong with him?!"

Friend: "Oh, he's just a manluver! Don't get too close or he'll put coke in your coke!"

manluver by Selena Roberts November 29, 2011

Adama Maneuver 

The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".

"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"

Adama Maneuver by AJAW October 29, 2006

the hindlick maneuver 

This describes sexual ass licking.

Ben Dover is very popular due to his skill at the Hindlick maneuver!

the hindlick maneuver by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2017

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The movements that one's body does when trying to dance like the iconic sexy Michael Jackson. Exercise experts have endorsed the Michael Jackson Maneuver as a great way to keep the body physically in shape and the mind emotionally at peace...a Zen quality of life.

"Beth and Raul were seeking a Zen lifestyle by doing the Michael Jackson Maneuver"

Michael Jackson Maneuver by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012

Sal Maneuver 

The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver

(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)

Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days

Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months

Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?

Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!

*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*

Sal Maneuver by Sal Maneuver October 20, 2014

Case Maneuver 

When someone goes to happy hour without the permission of their spouse, and masks the beer smell by grabbing and starting to drink a beer from a case hidden in the garage.

Flawless case maneuver last night, she had no idea I went out with you guys.

Case Maneuver by thekbb July 23, 2015

Ico Maneuver 

Going straight for a girl's ass, without fucking her in the pussy first. Doing anal as the first sex act, before intercourse or oral sex.

"Dude, that girl is such a slut, that I tried an Ico Maneuver and she fell for it."

"I can`t believe that Hank tried an Ico Maneuver with me last night! So rude!"

Ico Maneuver by Milf-Hunter-171 May 12, 2014