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masturbernation 

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.
When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.
masturbernation by Sinderton April 16, 2011

marcuberous 

Marcuberous loves pushing his crush into the pool.
Did you see that guy push his crush in the pool? What a Marcuberous.
marcuberous by jaquaverbus November 15, 2017

Manlubber 

It is what you call a person who is attracted to men when you don't want to call them either a gay man or a straight woman

It is derivative from landlubber and man lover.
Sarah: Hey babe, meet John!

Babe: You didn't tell me about John before...

Sarah: Don't worry, he's a manlubber.
Manlubber by PatentedBread84 July 13, 2023

Masturberry 

An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
Masturberry by NotoriousCPR June 21, 2009

Marcuberous 

The kind of guy who only goes after girls who look exactly the same.
Damn, are they back together?

No, different girl, he is just such a marcuberous
Marcuberous by Marcuberous June 4, 2018

Marktüberschwemmung 

Angebot übersteigt Nachfrage der freien Marktwirtschaft durch zu viele Produkte auf dem Markt in einem extremen Verhältnis. Auch "Übersättigung" des Marktes bezeichnet.
Die Herstellung dieses Produktes lohnt sich nicht, da es bereits eine Marktüberschwemmung gibt.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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